Assisted Living: The Musical Tickets

Buy Assisted Living: The Musical Tickets

Laughing hysterically will not be an option when you get Assisted Living The Musical tickets. Assisted Living: The Musical is an 85-minute vaudeville-like romp for between two and eighteen actors, with a scalable band from one pianist to seven musicians.

The show's host couple enters heaven believing their son pulled the plug, intent on reclaiming his father's vintage Corvette. They don't appear to mind. The family instead remembers Pelican Roost, a lively, full-service retirement community. It's like Woodstock but with walkers... and better bathrooms. There is a cast of eighteen distinct characters singing and dancing, complaining and celebrating their way from youth to old age. Naomi Lipshitz-Yamamoto-Murphy renovates her home on a regular basis. Spousal death is an unintended consequence. A Stetson-wearing television lawyer guarantees that legal recompense is hiding in every stage of life. The nurse in charge of the Wellness Center actively - very aggressively – seeks out potential organ donors. A frantic hypochondriac chases after all of the signs. A 93-year-old Cadillac owner redefines the phrase "Drive-Thru Window."

With Assisted Living The Musical tickets, you will find out what really happens behind the closed doors of a nursing home. Each character is fully present in the moment, living life to the fullest. Despite the show's adult rating, there are no depressing songs, Depends jokes, or f-words in Assisted Living: The Musical. At Pelican Roost, everyone is having way too much fun! This is one show that will make you want to get old. Every minute you will be on the floor laughing and hopefully not peeing your pants!

Assisted Living: The Musical Tickets for Every Budget

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• Premium Orchestra Seats: VIP Assisted Living: The Musical tickets cost as much as $55.67 for premium floor seats
• Balcony Seats: $46.40 per ticket
• Touring Performances: Prices are often 50-75% lower than Broadway productions in New York

Assisted Living: The Musical 2026 Dates & Performance Schedule

Assisted Living: The Musical has 2 performances left on its 2026 schedule. The next production is taking place on December 5th, 2026 at 1:00pm at Woodstock Opera House in Woodstock, IL. You can find tickets to this performance starting at $46.40 and going up to $53.82 per ticket.

When Do Assisted Living: The Musical Tickets Go on Sale?

Assisted Living: The Musical tickets go on sale shortly after new tour dates are announced. Within 24-48 hours, seats are available to book. TicketSmarter ensures you get Broadway musical tickets quickly and securely without waiting in line at the box office or needing a presale code.

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Secure your Assisted Living: The Musical tickets today and see why this production is one of the most talked-about shows of the year. Whether on Broadway or a touring performance in your city, Assisted Living: The Musical is unlike any musical you’ve seen before. Grab your tickets now before they sell out!